Lenventures S1E1: Len Goes Swimming

Len Goes Swimming is the first episode of the Lenventures series, and is also the shortest episode in the whole series.

Synopsis
Len Kagamine decides to go swimming and catch the attention of some chicks.

Plot
Len Kagamine goes to the public pool and states that he will go swimming for the ladies. Behind him are SCP-105, Lapis Lazuli, an inkling, a Jackal and Steven (for some reason.). He then starts dancing, revealing a liscense plate that reads "L8-D KLLR" attached to his butt. He then walks towards the pool, and dives in headfirst. However, the pool is filled with mayonnaise instead of water, and Len gets his head stuck in. He meanages to get his head out, but he was then cornered by the gigantic Alexandrite, who grabs him. Len proceeds to beg for mercy and to not look at his web history. This is followed by Alexandite screaming a rape threat, and biting Len's rear end. Upon the brutal sight, the others flinch, and SCP-105 reacts by screaming "holy shit!" and becoming unconscious. While Alexandrite gnaws on Len's rear, Steven asks if it hurts, and Lapis states that she "don't give a fuck". Sometime after the episode ends, Len gets sent to the hospital for a full week to have major ass surgery.

Characters

 * Len Kagamine
 * Steven
 * Lapis Lazuli
 * Random jackal
 * Random inkling
 * SCP-105
 * Alexandrite